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 |  Subject: funny Chuck Norris Jokes Thu Sep 18, 2008 2:29 pm | |
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| Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. |
| When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris |
| Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there. |
| They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take s** from anybody. |
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain. Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.There is no such thing as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you'd win. Forever.If you Google "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will get no results. It just doesn't happen. Chuck Norris makes onions cry
Chuck Norris doesnt sleep. He waitsChuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. Chuck Norris can beat the Sun in a staring contest. When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down. There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control | |
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